Singing Chicken found at last.

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Filmed up in those foothills of Foodyland!

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X Marks the Spot

Well I had a little taste of democracy yesterday. Did my little bit.

But......

Did you notice the Poll Clerk write down the number of the ballot paper next to your name?

Big Brother knows how you voted. 

All you people out there who voted UKIP or BNP are about to be put to the back of the NHS waiting list and will be removed from your GP's surgery list. Also your children just failed their upcoming GCSE exams and owing to an administrative error covering the last few years you owe the Inland Revenue £15,000. Also your Local Authority will no longer empty your dustbin and your Internet Service Provider has reported you to the Police for persistently downloading Child Pornography.

  

A not so secret ballot…..was it?

Well, what we have are ‘private’ ballots….. not anonymous ones.

They are secret or private, only in sense that there is no one to influence your choice ‘when you make it‘.

No CCTV looking over your shoulder.

One amusing question I did find :-

UKIP - is that a mattress manufacturer?

“The Bogey Man gets beaten”

On Wednesday, Gordon Broon made a speech to the eu parliament; it was followed by a response from Daniel Hannan.

.. The latest count (28.3.09) of Hannan’s lashing of Gordon Brown has been watched on YouTube  1,382,816 times.

 How popular is Gordon Brown’s speech on the same day to the eu parliament?  5325 views. Daniel’s YouTube video has received over seven thousand comments in response. Gordon’s has the comments facility switched off, so not even a pretence of listening. So much for Downing Street’s digital engagement.

 Dan’s viral video is now the most popular YouTube ever for a British politican. The next most popular is Gordon picking his nose on the front bench, which has had about 750,000 views in various formats.