Showing posts with label NON MUSIC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NON MUSIC. Show all posts

Saturday, 9 July 2011

Using Vista Movie Maker.

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Using Vista Movie Maker.

I had many, many goes at this and wasted quite a few hours. Well, maybe not wasted for you can always learn by your mistakes. The first thing I would advise is - “be prepared“. Create a new folder, something like ‘My videos‘ to work from.
I find it easier to work from a single point, rather than searching all over the place for various pictures and MP3 tracks later.
It pays to get it right.
You see once you have published a movie you can’t edit it.
If you keep a copy as a ‘project’ before you publish, you can go back and change thing there, but not after ‘publishing’.

To start with I would suggest a slideshow with no sound.

It is a good practice for later, so, choose, say 36 pictures and take copies and put them in your new folder. I then re-size my pictures. You don’t have to,
but it is much quicker when you come to create the movie and upload it to blogger or YouTube.
Make your pictures about 600/650pix wide and if you can, preferably in landscape.
Portrait mode works but you get black lines down each side.
When I have re-sized them, I then rename them AA, BA, CA etc. through to ZZ in the order that you want them to play. The reason being, if you change your mind you can then rename, say, picture GG to become AD, which will then be sorted between AA and BA. Once they are in your preferred order,
play a Windows Slideshow to get an idea of the finished thing.

These example screen pictures below are not photos of my screen, because the flash always goes off when I try to take pictures. They are scans from my “How to use Vista” book.
Now let us open ‘Windows Movie Maker’ from your ‘all programs’ menu.

It should (if you are using Vista) look similar to this, but without the sample pictures:-
(Click to enlarge)
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Sorry it’s a bit wonky.
There are six movie clips shown here in the 'contents pane',
which will be replaced by your 36 (still) jpg files when you load them.
This next picture below shows the upper left hand side of the screen
and you will see on the left, a list of ‘Tasks’.
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The first group is ‘Import’ and the third item is ‘Pictures’. (red blob)
After selecting this, you will go to your new (picture) folder and select all of them to import. They should all appear - in alphabetical order - in that central section where the six examples are.

Now down in the bottom left of the screen you will find the ‘storyboard’ similar to below (but empty of pictures).
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The idea is to click/drag your pictures, in order, down to these boxes one at a time. This ‘storyboard’ just keeps going as you fill up the boxes. I expect there is a limit but I have never got that far. When you have all 36 in place it is now possible to play your slideshow by clicking the ‘play symbol’ under the ‘preview monitor, (upper right) or the one at the left of the ‘storyboard’ line. There is a rewind symbol here also.
That is all there is to it!

The next thing to try is ‘transitions’. The second group of tasks on the left - third down. This comes up with a screen (and more) full of transition effects, like fade, dissolve, page curl etc. You have to click/drag these effects to the small boxes between your pictures on the storyboard.
You can do this 35 times for your 36 pictures if you like. You can leave them out and the pictures will change without any transition.
All the time you do this you can see what is happening in the monitor and you can rewind and replay as many times as you like. If you don’t like the transition, you can drag down a replacement to overwrite it or (right click mouse and select ‘remove‘).

Now to headers and footers.
I think they call them ‘Titles and Credits’.
I have only tried - ‘Title at the beginning’ and ‘Credits at the end’.
I don’t (yet) know what the others do.
After you have entered your text and clicked ’Add title’ it will appear at the start of the ‘storyboard ‘ and can be played through the monitor. It is also possible to edit the colour of the background, the text font or style and also if you prefer rolling credits/ fading titles and all sorts of fancy things. I tend to run with what is offered first, rather than change too many things at my first attempt.
When you have done credits at the end, that should be it. You can now save this as a project if you want to come back to it again, or/and you can now go ahead and ‘Publish Movie’. I save mine to my PC first, rather than publish it to other places.

That will give you a silent slideshow.

Adding sound and getting it to fit and synchronise is a wee bit more complicated and I will do that bit in an 'update' to this post,
when I get a spare minute or two.

These next two pictures are waiting for my text.
Shan't be long.
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Thursday, 18 June 2009

Bungee Straps

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Well I had a good day in Thame....and I got my 'whats-a-names'.
Actually I was after straps to hold the organ and cart steady in the back.
You can get stretchy ones called 'bungee' straps, maybe OK for somethings but not quite right for heavy items.

Oh Yes. A trip to the market would not be complete without a few delicacies!
This is the only place for miles around where I can get 'White Pud'.
The other was a new one for me.
"Stilton and Celery" sausage!
The chap in the market was cooking them there, and let you try a piece (or two)...excellent.
I'm sure I'd not have bought them.....without a little taster first.

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Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Market Day in Thame

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If you're free on Tuesday,
Let's go to the Market in Thame,
For I'm after some "What do you call its ?"
And I'm looking for "Oh, what's its name ?"
If we're lucky we might get "Thing-a-me-jigs",
As we saunter between the stalls,
Some nuts, bananas,
Some home-made jam
And a quarter of Aniseed Balls!
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Thursday, 14 May 2009

"B.O.T.T.O.M.S."


All this wet weather certainly gets the grass growing. My lawn has had to have a second cut already.
The trouble is once you start cutting it seems to grow twice as fast to recover.
In the news this week more bits about mowing.

First off, is this poor chap from Wiltshire, who has been banned from trimming a communal patch of grass after 43 years - for H & S reasons. (Here we go again).
Graham Alexander regularly mows, weeds, rakes and clears the verge of other people's litter daily. ....Well done Sir........but
Wiltshire Council has accused him of encroaching on its property and endangering public health claiming he or a neighbour could be injured by the mower or flying debris. 

He has now been ordered to leave the job to council contractors - or face possible prosecution.

Now......how about this for an idea? 


It would appear that those people with large amounts of grass to keep under control are turning to home-bred wallabies to do it for them. 
Theses little chaps are thousands of miles from their native Outback but are increasingly replacing sheep, horses and geese in scores of country gardens and fields. 
All prospective owners need to keep their lawns clipped are half an acre of land, a lot of grass and a large fence. 
Trevor Lay, who runs Waveney Wildlife, of Bungay, Suffolk, has seen demand soar. He has been breeding wallabies for 25 years and is the biggest private supplier in the UK. 
 
The wallabies cost £150 for a male and £600 to £700 for a female, while the sought-after albino wallabies fetch £1,000 for a female and about £500 for a male. 
They are sold in pairs because wallabies like living in a social group. 
Mr Lay said "They are timid creatures and really harmless but adults will growl if their young are threatened. And they don’t like dogs.” 
He takes care to ensure his wallabies go to proper homes with plenty of space for them to roam safely and freely and a fence or wall at least five feet high

So that scuppers it for me.....half an acre and a five foot fence!

Ah well. Back to the drawing board or as we used to say at work...."BOTTOMS"

(Back Over To The Old Manual System)
 

Monday, 11 May 2009

A Bad Start

Having a bad start today. 
For some reason the Word Processor has developed a mind of its own and keeps changing fonts and line height when I copy and paste to blogger.


I'll just make this a 'quickie' now and try to sort the problem out this afternoon.
The above picture was taken at Swindon on Saturday and just thought how realistic they had made everything. Most of the figures you can see are not in fact real. In fact whilst I was there on Saturday morning, us humans were outnumbered by wax dummies.

With all this nostalgia ...I feel a ditty coming to me.

               There was a young lady at Crewe
                  Who wanted to catch the 2: 2.
                   Said a porter..  "Don't worry,
                         Or hurry or scurry,
                 It's a minute or two....to 2: 2 ".

 

The museum had a vast store of 'bit 'n bobs' like this row of vintage office chairs.
And now comes another ditty to suit......

           An accident really uncanny
           Befell a respectable Granny;
              She sat down in a chair
       While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in......a rather tender place!


Saturday, 2 May 2009

"May Bonk Holiday"

The things you find in the morning papers!

“A couple were arrested after being caught having sex on the Queen's lawn outside Windsor Castle.”

The article went on to say:-
 
“Several Japanese tourists filmed the couple for up to twenty minutes before they were arrested by armed Royal Protection Squad officers.” 

So not only are we not allowed to photograph the Police and Armed Forces but also 'naughty goings on' at Windsor Castle!

However the bit I liked in this report was:-

"They even ignored the Please Keep Off The Grass signs.”

Friday, 17 April 2009

A Tortoise Stove


A post not in any way connected with music.

A certain blogger, who went away for Easter, popped into a church for a look around.
There in a corner was a 'Tortoise' stove. This brought to mind a poem by John Betjeman called Christmas.  The first verse being:-

          The bells of waiting Advent ring,
           The Tortoise stove is lit again
        And lamp-oil light across the night
      Has caught the streaks of winter rain
     In many a stained-glass window sheen
      From Crimson Lake to Hooker's Green. 

So, how did a stove get a name like that. I had heard of 'Pot-bellied' stoves named after their shape.....but a tortoise ? No surely not.
Well, after a bit of digging up came the history:-
" In the Church can also be seen a excellent example of a Portway Patent Tortoise Slow Combustion Stove Size 2.   Charles Portway designed and hand built his first Tortoise stove in 1830 in Halstead Essex. He started a foundry which by 1900 had produced over 100,000 stoves. The success of a solid fuel stove was judged by its slowness to burn one filling, thus extracting the maximum amount of heat from the fuel. The Portbury stoves burnt so slowly they were named 'Tortoise' stoves. Each stove was produced with the motto "slow but sure combustion" displayed on the top or front."

The Trade Mark shows the 'Slow But Sure' tortoise.
Now having a similar stove in my conservatory, I had to go and investigate its manufacturer.
No....it wasn't a tortoise.....it was a 'Deville' and its 'eyes' on the front glow red from the fire. 


Sunday, 12 April 2009

"Give us our Daily Bread"

Did you know, that as a nation we consume in the order of 11 billion sandwiches a year (that’s 200 each). But popularity is no guarantee of quality. Glance at most bread wrappers and you’ll find a gruesome list of emulsifiers, preservatives, sweeteners and fats. These ingredients make for depressing spongy loaves with long shelf lives, even if they’ve got fancy French or Italian labels. 
I have rediscovered ‘real’ bread again after picking up a bread-maker for only £5 from Cancer Research. One of the greatest pleasures now, is to bake breads with nothing more mysterious than good flour, water and yeast
And of course the bread-maker makes a lovely warm place for a kip!. 


Saturday, 11 April 2009

"One Man went to Mow"

A wet Easter again, just as I was going to do a spot of gardening.
Mind you, it is nice and quiet around here at the moment. Usually at this time of the year motor-mowers are being 'whipped' into life after being stood in the shed for six months.
Why is it they are a real 'cow' to start in the spring?...It's as if they resent being put to work and hate being brought out of hibernation!

A gardening Limerick to cheer us up.

          A gardening Vicar of Bray,
         Let his roses fall into decay;
             His wife....more alert,
          Bought a fungicide 'squirt'
   And said to her spouse..."Let us spray".


Tuesday, 31 March 2009

"A Rose by any other Name"

Embarrassing family names such as 'Balls' and 'Smellie' have gone into sharp decline over the past century, according to an analysis of census data by experts. 
Surnames with rude or unfortunate connotations including 'Shufflebottom' and 'Daft' have fallen by as much as 75 per cent, a comparison of census and other information spanning 120 years has shown.
A comparison of the 2008 population – using data from a variety of sources – with the first census in 1881 shows the number of Britons called Balls or Daft has fallen by more than 50 per cent as owners change their names to avoid ridicule.
The research, reported in The Times, also found that the top nine surnames – Smith, Jones, Williams, Brown, Taylor, Davies, Wilson, Evans and Thomas – are still in the exactly the same order of popularity today as they were in 1881.

I can remember at school having a friend called Bill Posting.  This was always a source of amusement to us when we saw a sign saying
 'BILL POSTING PROHIBITED'.
I know there used to be jokes about 'Robin Banks' although I never knew anyone with that name.
 However my all-time favourite has to be......Teresa Green!!!! 

Thursday, 19 February 2009

"The Muzak's Over"

When I first read this the other day, my first reaction was "Thank God".
 But, before most of us jump for joy it appears that they have only filed for bankruptcy protection and of course could be bought out and carry on. 

Most people dislike piped music of any sort, according to all impartial opinion polls. It is also a torment to professional musicians of all kinds.
Most people find canned music makes conversation more difficult, and imagine what it must be like for many people working in music-filled places, who have to endure the same limited range of pieces played again and again.

Clients of Muzak, it seems, are looking for cheaper ways to keep customers satisfied.
I do not believe that pumping out this "crap" is essential to increasing sales and I think at times it may do just the opposite.
Silence may often be golden......but not always for the piped music industry