A Naughty Bit

I notice there are a number of "naughty" limericks floating around the blogosphere this morning.

So with a musical theme I may as well put in my "three penniworth".

There was a young fellow called Cager,

Who, as the result of a wager,

      Offered to fart

      The whole Oboe part

Of Mozart's  Quartet in F Major.

A concert conductor in Rio

Fell in love with a lady called Cleo;

   As she took down her panties,

   He said:  'No  andantes!

I want it  allegro  con  brio!'

(For the non-musical....andante             -  'at walking pace'

                                    allegro con brio  -  'quick with vigour'  )