A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a Good Fairy who grants him 3 wishes.
"I'm hungry" he says. POW! A banquet table appears.
"I want a nice house" he says. POW! A mansion with a swimming pool appears.
"I want to be a real Englishman" POW! Everything vanishes!
Asylum seekers asks "Where's everything gone?"
Good Fairy says "You're a real Englishman now, and entitled to BUGGER ALL!"
2 comments:
That's a good one.
Thanks for your comment on my blog, I must admit that I didn't even think about clocks stopping!
Funny, isn't it?
Glad you liked the joke...not mine of course...found on one of my "hunter gathering" days.
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